- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Justin Bieber

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's 9 + 10 19

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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