- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Robin, get in the car!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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