- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What does water smell like? water.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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