- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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