Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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