- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What did the man say to his doctor?

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

i committed murder

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