- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Stephen Hawking can walk

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

A blind man watches TV

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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