roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A boy with red hair is happy.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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