What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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