Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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