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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Justin Bieber

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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