- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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