I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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why girl die cancer

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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