- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Terraria

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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