How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

black people

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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