How old is your mom Dead

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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breasts

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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