Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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were at work systems r down

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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