A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Women's Rights.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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