Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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