Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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