- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

i have a christmas tree.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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