What happen? Idk...

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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