- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

what has genitial warts? me

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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