What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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