what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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