- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just drank a cola.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Knock knock

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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