What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Your face

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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