What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Haha, I get it..

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A woman walks into a bar.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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