Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

I just drank a cola.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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