I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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