Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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