Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Anti Joke

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