How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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ask me if im a door yes

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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