- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A seal walks into a club.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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