What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Trump will make America great again.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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