Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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