- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

You idiot thats 9 letters

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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