Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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