- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

800 people died last year. end of story

The Oakland Raiders

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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