- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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