What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Justin

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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hi joshua

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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