- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Iif your reading this ur gay

im gay

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What does water taste like? Water

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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