The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Mahmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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epic win?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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