How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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