Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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69

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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God

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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