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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Women's rights

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

nice tits.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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