- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mom.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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