- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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