1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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i found waldo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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