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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Obama being reelected.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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